I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Consider friending someone on Facebook.
Search their name.
Realize they have two Facebooks.
Our minds are all slowly traveling through time except we got bodies instead of deloreans and there ain’t no fixing up our organic spaceships so you better make your life-long time traveling adventure count, kiddo, cuz it’s the only one you got.